Little Conversations

So lately with the budding language skills a story retention we get some great conversations from our little ones. Here are my favorites.

Mathias:" Annie you need to save me I am in jail."

Annie:"OK"

So Annie proceeds to pretend to kill a monster.

M: "No Annie I in jail"

A:"Oh. OK."

So Annie pretends to unlock the door and let him out.

Mathias: "Annie go be a princess in your castle ( pointing to there bedroom) so I can be a monster and scare you."

Annie: "Alright"

Mathias in his Dinosaur costume slowly creeps to the bedroom. Creeping upon Annie he growls. As I hear a couple waps from one of our foam swords. Tears erupt and Mathias comes out.

M: "Mom Annie wasn't a scared princess she just chopped me with the sword."

Trying not to attempt rolling on the floor laughing.

Sitting at the dinner table....

Me:"Annie get a bite of food

Annie:"I cant"

Me:"Annie no treats until you get a bite of food"

Annie:"I hurt"

(her excuse to not do anything lately is she is always hurt)

Me:"Annie Please get a bite of food"

Annie:"No I not"

Eventually we got her to get a few bites after about 5 Min....

Me:"Annie go get dressed"

A:"No I not"

Me:"Annie Please go get dressed"

A:"I cant"

Me:"Annie you need to get dressed for bed"

Annie:"There all Dead"

Me??:" Annie go get dressed for bed"

A:" Its to dark"

Me:"Turn on the light"

A:"OK"

She proceeds to turn on the bedroom light, and comes back.

A:" Did it"

Me:"Good now go get dressed for bed."

Sitting in Stake conference Andrew had taken the girls just over halfway through to the Nursery before they got out of control.

Mathias:"Santa's house is the store."

Me:"OK"

M:"Jesus house is the temple"

Me:" Yea"

Later on Elder Uchtdorf started speaking about the power of the Holy Ghost.

M:" The Holy Ghost doesn't have the power to kill me. He just flies up in the air."

Me:"The Holy Ghost helps us know when we are making good choice."

M:"Oh"

Later that day..

Me:Irritatedly"Mathias will you please go get dressed for bed"

M:" Mom the Holy Ghost is just sad cause you yelled at me"

Me:" I'm sorry your right" walking away slightly ashamed of myself.

Andrew making PB&J sandwiches for lunch.

Annie:" I don't like it"

Me:" Why not Annie?"

Annie:"Its slimy"

Looking over at the Jam being put on the sandwich.

Annie:"Its just slimy"

Well she polished off all of her slimy sandwich so it must have been pretty good slime.

I have to say that I love my kids and the things that happen and what they say can give me endless amounts of laughter and at times make me realize how much they understand....